-american horror story
-a lot of random shizz i come across
mix the ingredients together. and there you go, a huge colourful pie that happens to be my blog ._.
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US
the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.